{"id":330,"date":"2009-09-01T13:55:01","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T20:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/?p=330"},"modified":"2009-09-01T13:55:52","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T20:55:52","slug":"more-game-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/01\/more-game-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"More Game Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are more quotes from actual game sessions:<\/p>\n<h3>General and Out of Character<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;This is better than being several hundred people at once.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you have something to offer up to me as a &#8216;Get Self Stuck            in Appliance&#8217; skill?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Give me a resisted Style roll.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s been changed from commercial to &#8216;plot device&#8217; zoning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think that grabbing someone from horseback is an outmoded courtship            technique.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3>Amber Diceless Roleplaying<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;We could have completely botched the job.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That would not be completely suprising&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Alysis, daughter of Julian<br \/>\n&#8211;Allira, daughter of Florimel<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;[Brand] wanted the throne, but being a deranged psychopath, his brothers    had some issues with that.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Alysis, daughter of Julian<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is there any reason why we shouldn&#8217;t bring Master Hardwin along?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes. [pause] Oh! You mean a <em>good<\/em> reason.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Aurelius Antoniusson, descendant of Corwin<br \/>\n&#8211;Lord Sirian of the Ways of Mirrus<\/p>\n<h3>Ars Magica<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;Why are we taking the boat?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Because you are too slow and do not have enough feet.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Anya, follower of Jerbiton<br \/>\n&#8211;Ruyrick, follower of Bjornaer<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is not my fault if other people do not have survival skills.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That is why we have civilization.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Ruyrick, follower of Bjornaer<br \/>\n&#8211;Anya, follower of Jerbiton<\/p>\n<h3>Call of Cthulhu<\/h3>\n<p><em>If this isn&#8217;t the CoC in a nutshell, I don&#8217;t know what is<\/em><br \/>\n&#8220;You are messing with forces you don&#8217;t want to understand!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;John Stubble<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keeper:<\/strong> How would you like to go horribly insane and then have your            head torn off by many-tentacled beings from beyond?<br \/>\n<strong>Potential Player:<\/strong> Well okay, if everyone else is&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>Castle Falkenstein<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d hate to be shot by someone I haven&#8217;t been properly introduced            to.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Mr. Espee<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know, we could have framed anyone with this information.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Mr. Espee<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How do you spell &#8216;nn-tha-a-guuunnn?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Miss Margaret Evans<\/p>\n<h3>Dungeons &amp; Dragons<\/h3>\n<p><em>And it did, too.<\/em><strong>..<br \/>\nDM<\/strong>: The room is filled with the usual magical accoutraments: beakers,            spell components, parts of spell components in jars, a coal-filled brassiere&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Several players:<\/strong> You mean brazier!?!!!<br \/>\n<strong>DM[pointing]:<\/strong> No, it says right here in the module: &#8216;brassiere&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are more quotes from actual game sessions: General and Out of Character &#8220;This is better than being several hundred people at once.&#8221; &#8220;Do you have something to offer up to me as a &#8216;Get Self Stuck in Appliance&#8217; skill?&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/01\/more-game-quotes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,57],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-humor","tag-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":335,"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rpggm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}