Several years ago, I ran an RPG website (Jade’s Roleplaying Pages) and one of the most heavily hit pages were those that list funny quotes that happened during game sessions.<\/p>\n
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Well, I’m bringing that back. Eventually, there’ll be a website and quote pages back up. In the meantime, I’m going to start posting a few game quotes each week. These are actual quotes from real game sessions and I’m breaking them down by game system, ’cause some of them are only funny if you know the system referenced.<\/p>\n
“Roll some dice and dazzle me with your Dex.”<\/p>\n
“You know — you’re smarter than most of the characters you play.”<\/p>\n
“This is outside of my character’s area. I don’t see anything in this document that allows me to shoot someone.”
\n–Boyd (Group Leader Kiaarr)<\/p>\n
“How close can <\/em>you get to Amber on a Harley?” “While Dad’s incapacitated, I’m taking the throne. I know I’ll<\/em> give it back.” “We’ve lost the war. Well, we didn’t lose<\/em> it; we lost<\/em> it. It was right here when we left!” Sirian: Rocks stacked up is a pile.” “There is no Chaos for Dummies<\/em>.” “I know faeries<\/em>, not vampires. If you want to know twelve ways to annoy a water nixie, I’m your girl.” “I think the imp is a bigger problem. The trees can be reasoned with.” Sharra: I don’t even want <\/em>to know what they summon here. DM: Again the power of his god protects him! DM: I assume that breakfast is to be Hero’s Feast from now on? “How much is ‘Enemy: God’ worth?” “Do<\/em> ask the cat for authorization.” “My apartment is infested with Sabbat!” “He needs to get a personality transplant before he can do that [take over the world].” “I want to appreciate the artistic merits of a frickin’ shower!” “A weapon? You mean a gun<\/em>? What am I<\/em> going to do with a gun — shellac it!?” Several years ago, I ran an RPG website (Jade’s Roleplaying Pages) and one of the most heavily hit pages were those that list funny quotes that happened during game sessions. Well, I’m bringing that back. Eventually, there’ll be a website … Continue reading
\n– Lorien, daughter of Random<\/p>\n
\n–Lorien, Daughter of Random, speaking to Bleys<\/p>\n
\n–Lorien, Daughter of Random<\/p>\n
\nAlysis: Yes, but rocks stacked up this<\/em> way is a castle.”
\n–Lord Sirian of the Ways of Mirrus
\n–Alysis, daughter of Julian<\/p>\n
\n–Cheri, GM<\/p>\nArs Magica<\/h4>\n
\n–Pleunaria, follower of Merinita<\/p>\n
\n–Master Thibideaux, House Jerbiton<\/p>\nDungeons and Dragons<\/h4>\n
\nGixx: Demons
\nSharra: I said I didn’t want to know!
\n– Sharra, Cleric of Pelor
\n– Gix, Monk<\/p>\n
\nTapir: Stupid god powers
\n– Carey, DM
\n– Tapir, Ranger<\/p>\n
\nSharra: The breakfast of campions!
\n– Carey, DM
\n– Sharra, Cleric of Pelor<\/p>\nGURPS<\/h4>\n
\n–Player to GM<\/p>\nMage: the Ascension<\/h4>\n
\n–Jones, NWO<\/p>\nVampire: the Masquerade<\/h4>\n
\n–Stephan Thule, Clan Toreador<\/p>\n
\n–Alexis Dineson, Anarch<\/p>\n
\n–Stephan Thule, Clan Toreador<\/p>\n
\n–Stephan Thule, Clan Toreador<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"